so there appears to be a wave of tagging through my watchers and friends here .....much as this irks me being the miserable old git i am i have decided to participate......thank you juha and Andy...i am eternally grateful....
(x) smoked a cigarette.....jeeezus great first question
(x) smoked a cigar....imaginative second
(x) kissed a member of the same sex (she looked like a girl to me!)
(x) are / been in love.....loves for girls
(x) dumped someone
(x) been fired....kind of..
(x) been in a fist fight, (i find boys of about 11-12 the easiest target)
so far: 7
(x) had a crush on an older person....my mates gran
(x) skipped class...how on earth do you think i ended up the ill educted oik i am....
() slept with a co-worker... all far too ugly
(x) seen someone / something die....
so far: 10
(x) had a crush on a deviant art friend...of course this place is full of honeys...and mumford your a liar just cause your wifes watching
(x) been to Paris
(x) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane....higher
(x) thrown up from drinking......daily
so far: 15
(x) eaten sushi ....love it
(x) been snowboarding....love it more
(x) met someone through internet....do hookers count
(x) been in a mosh pit.. my life is a mosh pit, metallica, monsters of rock was the most memorable
so far: 19
(x) been in an abusive relationship....oh thats tricky...if mental abuse counts bear in mind im a man so all of em
(x) taken pain killers...daily
(x) liked/loved someone who you can't have...story of my life
(x) layed on your back and watched cloud shapes go by....manily after drinking too much
(x) made a snow angel
so far: 24
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
( ) gone mudding....wtf is that?.......could be slang for any amount of dubious practices...so yeah probably...
(x) played dress up ...french maid being my fav
so far: 26
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game....although not often i am far too honest for my own good
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work / school
so far: 31
(x) watched the sunset (both with and without a camera)
( ) felt an earthquake....she did i didn;'t feel anything
( ) killed a snake, no but i did catch a 4ft snake in iraq took photos with it and then found out it was deadly....and made a scorpion fight a camel spider....the scorpion won but died from injuries sustained
so far: 32
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed / vandalized
(x) been cheated on
(x) been misunderstood...constantly
so far: 36
(x) won a contest...most things i contest
( ) been suspended from school...
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car / motorcycle accident....great fun
so far: 39
( ) had / have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) danced in the moonlight
so far : 41
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced....
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it-notes.....WHAT!!!
so far: 45
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
so far: 49
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons / colored pencils / markers
( ) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins.....These questions are far to revealing
so far: 51
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't.....daily
(x) made prank phone calls...daily
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose...daily
(x) kissed in the rain...does my dog count?
so far: 55
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus...of course...bastard never wrote back though...
(x) watched the sunset/ sunrise with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere
so far: 59
(x) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) gone rollerskating / blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) been humped by a monkey...this goes back to the being rejected one
so far: 63
( ) worn pearls..i've bestowed one on a female so close
(x) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis" or "vagina"..probably but i have a crap memory...
( ) swam with dolphins...no they swam with me...
so far: 64
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes
( ) kicked a fish....no we decided not to resort to violence and had a arm/fin wrestle
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes..and i looked good..
(x) sat on a roof top and watched the stars
so far: 66
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done / attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours...i hate phones
(x) recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
so far: 69
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
( ) been too scared to watch scary movies alone
so far: 72
( ) believed in ghosts
( ) have had more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x) gone streaking
( ) visited jail...
so far: 73
(x) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger ...i visited a blind school
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
so far: 77
(x) caught a fish, then ate it later
( ) made a porn video/got asked to make one...a question like that followed by 'have you caught a butterfly?'
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
so far: 81
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name... daily
( ) French braided someone's hair....
(x) gone skinny dipping
( ) been kicked out of your house
so far: 85
(x) rode a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
( ) blackmailed someone
(x) been blackmailed...does emotional count
so far: 89
(x) been used...daily
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat...wtf
(x) bitten someone.....yeeeah baby
(x) licked someone
so far: 93
(x) been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) had sex in the rain...does with myself count?
( ) flattened someone's tires
(x) rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) got five dollars or less worth of gas
96....well well im exhausted from bearing my soul inj such a deep psychoanalytical manner... hope you've all learnt something....probably to stay away!
And while we're on the subject i thoguht i'd let all of you know of the true character of a guy on here who comes across as a very amiable decent character.
The person in question is a Mr Andy Mumford, i feel i must warn you this man is not all he seems....he confided in me a few weeks ago that the only reason he married his wife was to gain access to here body parts, and why?....... so he can sell them for camera equipment.... i know uuuunbeleivable, coniving and despicable!!! ....obviously this will come as a shock to a lot of you who know Andy through this site but i think it serves as a warning that you should not take people at face value on the internet..........so if he invites you to lisbon please just be careful .....ohh and i'd suggest we all boycott faving his work as this only encourages him....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
so im supposed to tag someone is that right? ok i tag.....